They are right behind you
This is just for a bit of fun.
To kick things off, a gem from quantum physics: A particle exists simultaneously in all positions where the chance of it being is greater than zero (I hope I got that right).
Now lets apply that to a person (could be anything really, like your car keys) and see where we end up. They’re just a whole lot of particles, right?
- If you are looking at a person then you are looking at the place where they are, and all other places are where they are not.
- If you are not looking at that person then you are looking at the place where they are not, and all other places could be where they are.
- Then the place where you are not looking can be a place where that person is or is not.
- So, if you are not looking at that person, then it is certain that they are elsewhere.
- But there is a chance that they could be in any place that you are not looking.
- And since they exist simultaneously in all places that it is possible for them to exist.
- If there is a chance that person is behind you, they are.
- Therefore, if you do not see that person in front of you, they are behind you (or just outside of your vision if that makes you a little more paranoid).
Now that I think of it, this works perfectly for the weeping angels (don’t blink, because then they are EVERYWHERE AT ONCE).
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